I think it's safe to say that glitter is the worse thing in the world
Glitter is the worse thing in the world. Why? It gets everywhere and it's virtually impossible to get out of your hair, clothes, seats, etc.
A package thief stole a package that was laced with glitter... a lot of glitter! The result? A lot of damage that will be shiny, sparkly, and reflective until the end of time.