Ethan Cole

Ethan Cole

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LADY GAGA CONFIRMS SHE IS NOW IRRELEVANT!

Alright before you freak out I'll admit it, that headline was clickbait. Lady Gaga has had so many smashes from just dance to telephone with Beyonce, to her latest "Shallow" with Bradley Cooper that she is in the upper echelon. BUTTTTTTTTTTTT before you get mad at me, look at this tweet....

Look, I know Lady Gaga isn't a new artist or anything but it's not like she's old. HOW DOES SHE NOT KNOW WHAT FORNITE IS?? My freaking boss plays more than his son. You're telling me not once over the last year has Lady Gaga seen that purple haired geek Ninja? Dude made so much money just from being good at the game. How has one of her little monsters never challenged her to a Battle Royale?? I don't know, this seems super sus... Like she's tweeting to go viral. Wait a minute!! What if, and hear me out, what if this is the whole reason Gaga has slowed down her singing career. I know she's been acting and all that but what if she is secretly amazing at Fortnite and someone discovered her secret identity so she's trying to throw people off the scent. Alright I've been watching too many conspiracy videos I need to stop. And just for old times sake... Here's Shallow in case you needed a reminder how amazing Lady Gaga is.


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