Tinder Terrors with Ethan Cole

Welcome to the first edition of Tinder Nightmares with me, Ethan Cole and my friend Melissa. Before we get started I just want to say that these are real messages sent by guys to Melissa and these are her responses. Since this is the first time, we just have her messages to go off of, but I would love for this to turn into something that everyone contributes to. So send your best screenshots to my twitter @itsethancole! AND HERE WE GO!

This is my friend Melissa... 

 

She's a Sweet, innocent, and healthy (I can't comment on looks because she's a coworker and I don't need hr all over me) lady who has a Tinder. I should probably throw around words like sarcastic and witty as you'll see from her responses to some of these guys. So let's get into the messages.

I want to start this off in a prude manner so up first is Beau....

I gotta shout out Beau here for actually asking her to hang out instead of cutting straight to the chase... Of course he had to follow up that up with a pretty personal question. Also... Are thongs and booty shorts mutually exclusive? Like isn't one underwear and the other pants? I'm pretty sure you can wear both at the same time Beau! At least he ended it in a pretty nice way. Alright time to amp it up a bit!


So I don't actually know this dude's name because she actually knows him which makes this better. I honestly thought this bro was asking to see his brother for Christmas... Turns out he wanted to give Melissa little bro? or son? Who knows but at least chivalry isn't dead, this guy is clearly a giver. Oh and for those keeping score, he does like "thick girls"...

Probably for the best she said no. Alright on to the good stuff. And by good stuff I mean the guys that have probably never spoken to a girl in real life... Ever!

They say that shooters shoot... And clearly Pete is a shooter, just not a very good one. Also how bout that last line... "You're not really my type". Maybe don't swipe right? Shout out to Melissa for throwing up that Beyonce gif at the end.

I'm not really sure if I believe Anthony here. Says he's new to this whole app thing and his first line is he's horny? Does that mean before the apps he'd just walk up to a girl and ask them to play with his c*%k? Yeah I'm not buying it. Anyway....

What has this world come to when you have to say "disease free" to someone. I don't even know how to respond to that... Like is it just understood that everyone has a disease so it's a miracle if someone doesn't and you should brag about it? 

Alright well that wraps up week 1 of Tinder Terrors... Like I said at the top, if you have some crazy messages please send them to me on twitter @itsethancole! I'll get you up on the next one! 

Ethan Cole

Ethan Cole

Ethan Cole is night host at San Diego's #1 Hit Music Station, Channel 93.3 FM. Listening weeknights 7p to midnight for the newest music, and the 9@9 countdown. Read more

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