Somehow, Lil Dicky managed to get EVERYONE together for a song that's worldly in proportion!
He managed to get everyone together like Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Shawn Mendes, to collaborate on a song to help raise awareness about climate change. Justin was a baboon with a "huge anus," Mendes was a "horny" rhino. All the proceeds from the song are going to the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation.
The song features: Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Halsey, Zac Brown, Brendon Urie, Hailee Steinfeld, Wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg, Kevin Hart, Adam Levine, Shawn Mendes, Charlie Puth, SIA, Miley Cyrus, Lil Jon, Rita Ora, Miguel, Katy Perry, Lil Yachty, Ed Sheeran, Meghan Trainor, Joel Embiid, Tory Lanez, John Legend, Backstreet Boys, Bad Bunny, Psy, and Kris Wu
The animated Earth Day music video (below) did not disappoint when bringing these animals to life.
Here are the lyrics to Lil Dicky's song "Earth":
(warning: explicit content)
Lil Dicky:
What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here.
Well, I could be more specific.
Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:
Everyone:
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
Justin Bieber:
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Ariana Grande:
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?
Halsey:
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)
Zac Brown:
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
Brendon Urie:
I'm a fat, f*cking pig
Hailee Steinfeld:
I'm a common fungus
Wiz Khalifa:
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
Snoop Dogg:
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you f*cked up
Kevin Hart:
And I'm Kanye West
Everyone:
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
Adam Levine:
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead
Shawn Mendes:
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck
Charlie Puth:
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?
Sia:
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you
Miley Cyrus:
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
Lil Jon:
What the f*ck? I'm a clam!
Rita Ora:
I'm a wolf. Howl!
Miguel:
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut
Katy Perry:
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Giddee-up, let's ride
Lil Yachty:
I'm HPV, don't let me in
Ed Sheeran:
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute
Meghan Trainor:
We love you, India
Joel Embiid:
We love you, Africa
Tory Lanez:
We love the Chinese
Lil Dicky:
We forgive you, Germany
Everyone:
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth
Lil Dicky:
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know sh*t (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human d*ck (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love the c*m when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a d*ck (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
Ariana Grande:
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet
Lil Dicky:
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live
PSY:
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요 (We love the Earth)
Bad Bunny:
Amamos la tierra (We love the Earth)
Kris Wu:
我们爱地球 (We love the Earth)
Lil Dicky:
(We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
Ariana Grande:
Have you ever been to Earth?
Lil Dicky:
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
Justin Bieber:
Are we gonna die?
Lil Dicky:
You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out here who don't believe Global Warming's a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid
Ariana Grande:
Unless we get our sh*t together now.